I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
