So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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