1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Randomize
