I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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