question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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