I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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