You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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