Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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