I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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