Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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