He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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