Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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