i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just had sex bonerless
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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