school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
two words: eviction party
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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