He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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