Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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