i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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