I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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