She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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