Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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