i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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