talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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