Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
how drunk are you?
Several
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
