I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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