Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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