idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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