He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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