At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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