i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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