I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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