gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i would punch a child for taco bell
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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