Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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