My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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