i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
