y did u give ur computer a hand job?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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