I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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