You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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