Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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