I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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