i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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