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(586): View more from Michigan

Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

(734): View more from Michigan

What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

(586): View more from Michigan

Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(954): View more from Florida

When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.

(1-954): View more from Florida

RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND

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(516): View more from New York

good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.

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(618): View more from Illinois

My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....

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(517): View more from Michigan

I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.

(734): View more from Michigan

I always knew youd fuck a cat lady

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