Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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