You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
