I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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