kristin has been a bad kristin
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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