hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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