But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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