Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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