Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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