How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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