If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
operation harelip BJ is a go
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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