hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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