He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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