I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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